H.A.M.

So me and my sisters have a saying. HAM. It means Hot. Ass. Mess. lolol. He's a HAM. She's a HAM. That's a HAM...you catch my drift. We love abbreviations...this definitely won't be the last time I introduce you to a new saying. Anywho, I, as I'm sure many of you do as well, keep a stash of hot mess shit stashed in folders in hopes of one day finding a momnet when they will be appropriate and sharing them with all. Well I'm tired of stashing. I'm going to do a big post and in the future I'll just post them as I come across them. Some aren't so bad. Some are shake your head worthy. Some are just WTF moments. No matter what you deem them, I hope you enjoy.

Really? I can only imagine what that relationship is like. Anyone that knows this girl, please call the cops and help her. ASAP.


No need for me to say anything.


Hello operator? Child Services, please...


Trashy


LMAO! Imagine his face when he woke up to this


Yo, prom pics are some of the greatest HAM's that there ever were


Give the man a dollar


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If he don't cut that shit off...


SMH


The funniest part about this is...I have a real life experience with something very similar to this and a male friend of mine. lol


His friends call him Cancer


This is hilarious. I almost wished I knew this person. Then I thought about the conversations that would probably happen and I changed my mind.


If they head butt their parents for making them do this, does it count as a smack too?


Wonder how many job interviews he's ever been on


There are more to come. Plenty more. Stay tuned.